I Apologize if My Remarks Were Misinterpreted

Just kidding. I apologize for nothing I say here. What I'm talking about is when people in the political arena say horrible things, and when they get caught out, they don't actually apologize... They apologize for people misinterpreting or somehow taking offense at some innocent thing they said. You know, if you say something against someone you hate (oh wait. Liberals don't hate, do they? Just conservatives hate), don't apologize. If you mean it, you mean it. I mean, we all know that politicians always mean what they say, right? :) And if you're going to backpedal and apologize, strap on a set and apologize for what you said.