Number Ten:
He's nothing more than a liberal mouthpiece.
Number Nine:
Two words: Not funny.
Number Eight:
He was never funny. His writers were, a long time ago. He's just a bitter aging liberal with sagging ratings and a bad hair piece.
Number Seven:
There's no dignity in a bitter aging liberal trying to pick up on girls fifty years younger than himself.
Number Six:
Why stay up late to listen to liberal claptrap when I can get it on the evening news?
Number Five:
Dave doesn't understand that addressing a crisis is more important than being insulted by him. Going on the evening news is more important than being insulted by you, Dave. Heck, just about anything is more important than being insulted by you.
Number Four:
Dave's offensive liberal bias is as worthy of my time as Michael Moore.
Number Three:
Conan O'brien got the job you couldn't get last time, Dave. Maybe he's better than you.
Number Two:
Because Dave, you are a boob.
And the number one reason I don't watch David Letterman anymore is:
I grew up. Letterman didn't.
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